Porn is a very, very funny thing…like laugh out loud “omg look at what that guy is doing to that girl’s butt” kind of funny. I know that many people don’t agree with me on this, and I can definitely understand that. What I don’t understand is why tons of people are blaming porn for women’s inability to say “no” in the bedroom.
If you’ve been hooked on the Jodi Arias trial like myself and middle-aged housewives everywhere, you know that she is a psychotic devil-whore who is trying to blame everyone but herself for murdering the crap out of her ex-boyfriend, Travis. (If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what I’m talking about, read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Travis_Alexander). In one of the many CNN videos I’ve watched, several women discuss how porn made poor dead Travis tie Jodi to a tree and do weird sex things to her. (By the way…Jodi liked the weird sex with Travis. You can hear her talk about it in recorded phone conversations between the couple). These two women went on to say lots of crazy things about porn, condemning it for the way men are today…whatever that means. But the biggest load of stupid ignorant bullshit that they said is as follows:
“The problem for young women is that it [porn] is forcing them to do things that they wouldn’t ever have done–and earlier because they are feeling like the have to compete against porn.”
Right……PORN is the reason that some young women are slutty assholes. PORN is at fault when a woman bones a guy before she’s emotionally ready. PORN is to blame when women stay in relationships with sex-crazed men who like to tie them up, smack them around and shower them with semen.
Now, I’m all about blaming men for lots of things. But to blame porn is just insulting. It’s an insult to women. Women deserve more credit than that. Not all young women are victims of porn addicted nymphos. And not all women hate porn! I’ve watched my share of Red Tube in college with my girlfriends, and I’ve come to the conclusion that porn is hilarious. And it’s easy money. If I had the confidence (I think porn stars are the most confident people in the world) and the flexibility to be a porn star, I’d do it too! I don’t feel like I need to compete with these women in porn, because I just simply can’t do the stuff they do. My vagina is not a blimp.
Sure, there are dudes out there who watch entirely too much porn…but watching porn every now and then does not make a guy “bad.” Wouldn’t you rather your man be occasionally watching porn on his computer than watching another girl’s titties flop all over the place at a strip club? At least he can’t touch the big breasted women in the pornos he’s watching. Ladies, if you think watching porn is “wrong,” and you consider it cheating, you’re expecting entirely too much out of men. Pornography for men is like bubble baths for women.
Keep in mind, there’s a difference between a man enjoying porn here and there, and a man who’s right hand and penis are raw from the amount of porn he consumes. If you’re a girl who feels like porn is making the man in your life a deranged sex-addict, break his computer. Or hit him over the head with it. Maybe you could even collect his jizz in a cup and pour it all over him to see if he likes it. But don’t blame porn for your own inability to say “no.” You have a voice, use it!
Now, I recognize that often it’s a self confidence issue with women who feel like they need to conform to a man’s desires. And I do believe that porn does pressure some men and women to behave a certain way. But that doesn’t mean they should give into that pressure! It isn’t porn’s fault you let your boyfriend talk you into a threesome.
So your guy likes a shaved vagina because all the women in porn have smooth kitties? Give him a video of 1970’s porn…maybe that will change his mind. Or tell him you aren’t going to shave anymore. Your man wants you to wear lingerie while he handcuffs you to the bed and has his way with you while you’re completely defenseless? Say HELL NO, and that you’re too tired for all that bullshit (unless you’re into the handcuff thing). Plus lingerie is expensive as fuck. It’s really that simple. You know why? Because PORN IS NOT REAL LIFE! Porn is not a reflection of what everyone else is doing. Normal women’s legs do not move that way. Normal men do not have a penis the size of an elephant trunk. Normal women don’t want to have sex in the middle of their gynecological exam with the sexy doctor. If men are dumb enough to equate porn with how women should behave, women do not need to be just as dumb as men and think that they have no choice in the matter.
How about this…if your man continues to make you feel uncomfortable in bed, maybe it’s time to find a new man. Or buy a vibrator. Vibrators are a girls best friend. Or is it diamonds?